Abi: i wish i liked more than 30 seconds of every girl talk track i hear
Abi: i'm chillin with cigars in the deck, sweet party douche bags, pass me my patrón
Abi: and then it's like okay whatever i'm leaving
The girl in the book that I’m reading is the most beautiful girl in the entire...– wherescoachbombay: Same thirteen-year-old-boy at my school. I’ve said once, and I’ll say it twice: this kid has game. Gentleman, don’t make me start a tumblr called, “Pick-Up Lines for Grown Men By A Thirteen-Year-Old Special Ed Kid”
Facebook offered to acquire Twitter for $500 million in Facebook stock, but the...– John Gruber
Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Rahm Emmanuel greets the nation
Though he will initially intend to stay at home with his parents, grandparents,...– 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving
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That’s nothing, sometimes to feel like I have company during dinner, I...– Liz Lemon
Synopsis for Twilight: “And then, like, vampires.– Derek Giromini
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Many top Republican women are either too moderate for the base, like Maine Sens....– Mark Oppenheimer, Slate (via nickdouglas)
The bottom line is, everyone’s a loser in their own right. Here’s why I like...– Kristin Bell
I Just Bought This
My new computer: the 15” Apple MacBook Pro. Words cannot describe how ludicrously excited I am. Anyone out there interested in a well-loved 15” PowerBook G4?
White Whine: “The lighter on my car is right in front of the drink holder so I can’t charge my phone and put my venti vanilla latte in the cupholder at the same time. So annoying!” -Whine by Nicole
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nostrich: Nice Friday timewaster.
In the spring of 2004, Jan Schakowsky, a Democratic congresswoman from Evanston,...– William Finnegan, The New Yorker (via Kottke)
Unexpected benefits of unexpected celibacy, Part...
Jim Chaney: Been watching a looooott of movies lately. It’s great to be up on culture. You start to realize how much storage potential the unused half of your bed truly offers. I mean you can have like 2-3 laptops plugged in, some books, fucking gummi bears and shit all just there like co-existing with you at the height of bedside convenience. I have a lot more money in my wallet and accounts....
The proper note to strike in the audition meeting is a mixture of shy,...– William Goldman, Adventures in the Screen Trade
Hardly Working: The New Girl - CollegeHumor
We can’t solve global warming because I fucking changed light bulbs in my house....– President-elect Barack Hussein Obama
In a contest as long and difficult as this campaign has been his success alone...– John McCain
And so, 232 years after the Declaration of Independence had promised that ”all...– The New York Times
seoulbrother: Tomorrow, through all the hyperactive excitement and emotion, take a few quiet minutes for yourself. Just for you. Smell the air. Notice the taste in your mouth. Watch, and I mean really pay attention to your environment. Commit it to memory because after tomorrow everything will change.
Deliberately being irrational, rejecting standard assumptions about beauty or...– Rachel Maddow explains Dadaism in eight seconds.
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