July 2008
17 posts
Since everyone is (was?) going ringtone-crazy over...
“Brand-building is not about spam and not about exchanging links. It’s about...”
– Merlin Mann
Costumer service
Neven: hey so i want to open a costume shop
Aspen: furrealz?
Neven: so i could have Costumer Parking
Aspen: oh god
Neven: and a sign saying The Costumer Is Always Right
Aspen: a great foundation for a solid business
Neven: i'm sure i'd need to figure out some money shit too.
Complaint #249
“I understand that these energy efficient fluorescent light bulbs are good for the environment but do they come in any other color than hospital?”
- Whine by Avery Massey
“So, like, let me get this straight. God got this lady pregnant and made her have...”
– Overheard at the Beach
“He was mean, cheap, petty and unloved. He was the ugliest kind of bigot and a...”
– Ken Layne’s eulogy to the late Jesse Helms, an embarrassment to the state of North Carolina if there ever was one.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-6) →
Estelle/Kanye West
Jim Croce
Guster
Earth, Wind & Fire
Queen
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
Almost everything on David Owen's airline costs... →
Laughing out loud at anything in any movie, whether it is playing on the cabin system or on your own DVD player, is fifty dollars per incident. Asking me to turn off my reading light so that you can see the screen better: also fifty dollars.
If you and your spouse are dressed almost identically, or if you are carrying your passport in a thing around your neck, or if you are wearing any form of...
“[N]o good can come of me discussing burritos. It is like asking grandpa what...”
– Jesse Thorn (via yourmonkeycalled) 