October 2009
21 posts
“The real reason I don’t want to stay friends with people I’ve broken up with is...”
– indefensible
“Funny how people only cite karma when bad things happen to people they don’t...”
– Stephanie
Reminds me of Anne Lamott:
“You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
(via merlin)
“I’ve said it before, when Sprint and Palm did this with the Pre — if...”
– Fake Steve Jobs
“What it is, is you wake up. You know that outside, the world is spinning on its...”
– indefensible
“I have a signal at [Union Station]!!!
Sent from my iPhone”
– Metro decided to turn on cell towers in certain high-traffic stations, and my mom sent an email from her Wünderfone to tell me about it.
“If one initiates a high five (or any variation thereof) by offering a hand, and...”
– Wikipedia: High five (via simon)
"There's a map for that."
racheldana:
asianmichelle:
as much as i loathe verizon on a weekly basis, that shit’s hilarious.
suck it, at&t. give up the exclusive iPhone contract you greedy bastards.
yes PLEASE!
Hey, Verizon: instead of thinking up clever slogans disparaging awesome things you didn’t have the foresight to invest in, why don’t you, I don’t know, offer a compelling product that...
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Jay...
“If every iPhone shipped with anal beads instead of a camera, would you still be...”
– Coke Talk
CT:
Jay Z vs. Toto
“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer...”
– Coke Talk
