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October 18 2009

Somehow, I highly doubt that.

Somehow, I highly doubt that.

October 16 2009

"I have a signal at [Union Station]!!!
Sent from my iPhone"

Metro decided to turn on cell towers in certain high-traffic stations, and my mom sent an email from her Wünderfone to tell me about it.

October 6 2009

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"If one initiates a high five (or any variation thereof) by offering a hand, and no reciprocal hand appears to consummate the gesture, the initiator is said to have been “left hanging”. This is considered, in social circles, to be somewhat embarrassing."

Wikipedia: High five (via simon)

October 5 2009

Canabalt Welp, now you know what you’ll be doing for the rest of the night. And at work tomorrow. And tomorrow night. (and, of course, it’s also an iPhone game. Don’t even think about whining about it being $3 because 1) that’s probably less than your coffee tomorrow morning and 2) way more enjoyable.)

Canabalt

Welp, now you know what you’ll be doing for the rest of the night. And at work tomorrow. And tomorrow night.

(and, of course, it’s also an iPhone game. Don’t even think about whining about it being $3 because 1) that’s probably less than your coffee tomorrow morning and 2) way more enjoyable.)

"There's a map for that."

racheldana:

asianmichelle:

as much as i loathe verizon on a weekly basis, that shit’s hilarious.

suck it, at&t. give up the exclusive iPhone contract you greedy bastards.

yes PLEASE!

Hey, Verizon: instead of thinking up clever slogans disparaging awesome things you didn’t have the foresight to invest in, why don’t you, I don’t know, offer a compelling product that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with a melon baller.

October 3 2009

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I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Jay mashup I didn’t like.

Jay-Z & Marvin Gaye (feat. Lil Wayne) — “Hello Brooklyn”

(via whiskeyandgoatsmilk, kapi, syntheticpubes)

October 2 2009

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The particular setup for this was sound activated. The lens was destroyed (worth it of course) but the camera survived this one despite being severed from its ratchet straps and thrown to the ground, and the sound device used for this one disconnected from the camera and thrown about 200 feet backwards into the pad perimeter fence (still worked!). All settings are preset manually. No one is allowed closer than several miles from a launch. (gizmodo, tmblg)

The particular setup for this was sound activated. The lens was destroyed (worth it of course) but the camera survived this one despite being severed from its ratchet straps and thrown to the ground, and the sound device used for this one disconnected from the camera and thrown about 200 feet backwards into the pad perimeter fence (still worked!). All settings are preset manually. No one is allowed closer than several miles from a launch. (gizmodo, tmblg)

"If every iPhone shipped with anal beads instead of a camera, would you still be asking how to say no to something as simple as assplay?"

Coke Talk

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CT:

Jay Z vs. Toto

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"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

Coke Talk