Kurt's Blog? Or something.

"The real reason I don’t want to stay friends with people I’ve broken up with is that I already have..."

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:13:50 -0400

“The real reason I don’t want to stay friends with people I’ve broken up with is that I already have tons of friends who I don’t fuck and I’m not looking for more.”

- indefensible

tmblg: STEVE JOBS AT HOME IN 1982 — “This was a very typical...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:12:47 -0400

tmblg:

STEVE JOBS AT HOME IN 1982 — “This was a very typical time. I was single. All you needed was a cup of tea, a light, and your stereo, you know, and that’s what I had.” —Steve Jobs

A comparative study of user intellect based on anti-productivity...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:11:48 -0400

A comparative study of user intellect based on anti-productivity applications included in operating systems (via gruber & bs)

All you need is LOL. Get. In. My. Wardrobe. (via guillee)

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:11:47 -0400

All you need is LOL.

Get. In. My. Wardrobe. (via guillee)

Via colt-rane.com/datavis

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:10:29 -0400

Via colt-rane.com/datavis

"Funny how people only cite karma when bad things happen to people they don’t like."

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:59:01 -0400

“Funny how people only cite karma when bad things happen to people they don’t like.”

- Stephanie

Reminds me of Anne Lamott:

“You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”

(via merlin)

Fifty Years of Space Exploration (via kottke)

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:55:45 -0400

Fifty Years of Space Exploration (via kottke)

Apple’s “Get a Mac” ads - the original in 2006...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:16:39 -0400

Apple’s “Get a Mac” ads - the original in 2006 and the new ones that aired tonight.

What a difference three years makes.

"I’ve said it before, when Sprint and Palm did this with the Pre — if the only way you..."

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:40:54 -0400

“I’ve said it before, when Sprint and Palm did this with the Pre — if the only way you can market your product is to compare it to some other product, you’ve already lost. Well, thanks for the free publicity, bitches.”

- Fake Steve Jobs

"What it is, is you wake up. You know that outside, the world is spinning on its axis. People are..."

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:16:11 -0400

“What it is, is you wake up. You know that outside, the world is spinning on its axis. People are doing things. People who would love to spend time with you.
What it is, is you just feel heavy. You don’t feel sad, or blue, or whatever they describe it as. What it is, is inside you someone piled up rocks. Made you heavy. Made you slow. Made you think that today might get along better without you.”

- indefensible

Somehow, I highly doubt that.

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:15:24 -0400

Somehow, I highly doubt that.

"I have a signal at [Union Station]!!! Sent from my iPhone"

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:09:00 -0400

“I have a signal at [Union Station]!!!
Sent from my iPhone”

- Metro decided to turn on cell towers in certain high-traffic stations, and my mom sent an email from her Wünderfone to tell me about it.

"If one initiates a high five (or any variation thereof) by offering a hand, and no reciprocal hand..."

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:03:12 -0400

“If one initiates a high five (or any variation thereof) by offering a hand, and no reciprocal hand appears to consummate the gesture, the initiator is said to have been “left hanging”. This is considered, in social circles, to be somewhat embarrassing.”

- Wikipedia: High five (via simon)

Canabalt Welp, now you know what you’ll be doing for the...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:19:34 -0400

Canabalt

Welp, now you know what you’ll be doing for the rest of the night. And at work tomorrow. And tomorrow night.

(and, of course, it’s also an iPhone game. Don’t even think about whining about it being $3 because 1) that’s probably less than your coffee tomorrow morning and 2) way more enjoyable.)

"There's a map for that."

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:45:07 -0400

racheldana:

asianmichelle:

as much as i loathe verizon on a weekly basis, that shit’s hilarious.

suck it, at&t. give up the exclusive iPhone contract you greedy bastards.

yes PLEASE!

Hey, Verizon: instead of thinking up clever slogans disparaging awesome things you didn’t have the foresight to invest in, why don’t you, I don’t know, offer a compelling product that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with a melon baller.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Jay mashup I...

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 15:27:03 -0400

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Jay mashup I didn’t like.

Jay-Z & Marvin Gaye (feat. Lil Wayne) — “Hello Brooklyn”

(via whiskeyandgoatsmilk, kapi, syntheticpubes)

The particular setup for this was sound activated. The lens was...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:14:00 -0400

The particular setup for this was sound activated. The lens was destroyed (worth it of course) but the camera survived this one despite being severed from its ratchet straps and thrown to the ground, and the sound device used for this one disconnected from the camera and thrown about 200 feet backwards into the pad perimeter fence (still worked!). All settings are preset manually. No one is allowed closer than several miles from a launch. (gizmodo, tmblg)

"If every iPhone shipped with anal beads instead of a camera, would you still be asking how to say no..."

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:24:46 -0400

“If every iPhone shipped with anal beads instead of a camera, would you still be asking how to say no to something as simple as assplay?”

- Coke Talk

CT: Jay Z vs. Toto

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:24:46 -0400

CT:

Jay Z vs. Toto

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women..."

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:23:46 -0400

“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.”

- Coke Talk